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When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.
Reblogged from i am not groot sorry

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

Reblogged from GET BENT

quasi-aponia:

The relevance of this post is so high. 

gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.

combusken:

midnight texts from the bae <33333

combusken:

midnight texts from the bae <33333

Reblogged from i used to be dw

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

Reblogged from hot tramp

Anonymous said: it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

Reblogged from It's a Mommy Blog

ereboreanbadger:

Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.

Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.

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