They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. They obviously haven't met me.
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?
Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?
Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.
Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG.
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? I DID THREE TWENTY FOUR HOUR PHOTOSHOOTS FOR THIS??? I WAS PROMISED EXCLUSIVE CLOTHING NOT THIS BATHING SUIT COVERED WITH A CHEAP ASS SHEER DRESS. WHERE AM I GOING TO WEAR THIS??? GLAMM?? THE BRITTANICA??? THE BREW PALMS??? I WAS SO RIPPED OFF I AM SUING SIMON AND MARIA FOR ALL THEY ARE WORTH I WAS CHEATED AND LIED TO I DEMAND COMPENSATION